tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post9079951331350701563..comments2023-04-10T02:12:44.295-06:00Comments on There was a bright flash of light...: Name That TombJuliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15790576375316603927noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post-91233161347699404342010-10-15T22:26:32.381-06:002010-10-15T22:26:32.381-06:00here are some real ones:
Larne, Ireland - On a ha...here are some real ones:<br /><br />Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer<br /><br />Here lies the body of<br /><br />Thomas Kemp.<br /><br />Who lived by wool<br /><br />and died by hemp.<br /><br /><br />Falkirk, England <br /><br />1690<br /><br />Here lie the bones of Joseph Jones<br /><br />Who ate while he was able.<br /><br />But once overfed, he dropt down dead<br /><br />And fell beneath the table.<br /><br />When from the tomb, to meet his doom,<br /><br />He arises amidst sinners.<br /><br />Since he must dwell in heaven or hell,<br /><br />Take him - whichever gives the best dinners.<br /><br /><br />On a dentist:<br /><br />Stranger tread<br /><br />This ground with gravity.<br /><br />Dentist Brown<br /><br />Is filling his last cavity.<br /><br />Edinburgh, Scotland<br /><br /><br />Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona<br /><br />Here lays Butch.<br /><br />We planted him raw.<br /><br />He was quick on the trigger<br /><br />But slow on the draw.Brittaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15011971357338756298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post-84661305468180308712010-10-15T21:37:28.996-06:002010-10-15T21:37:28.996-06:00I don't have a name, but I finally decided wha...I don't have a name, but I finally decided what I want written on my tombstone. "A lifetime of eating raw eggs in cookie dough and it was _______________ (insert cause of death here) that finally got me?!"dalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15554412622681665085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post-14929725948959407902010-10-13T15:55:50.210-06:002010-10-13T15:55:50.210-06:00How'bout... "I didn't know it was loa...How'bout... "I didn't know it was loaded" or "So this is what happens when you run with scissors" or "Quit makin' all that racket or else you'll wake the dead!"... I could keep going but, nawwww... :DUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13799652377906487881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post-33450343333725787552010-10-13T11:16:31.063-06:002010-10-13T11:16:31.063-06:00Zailin
a heroZailin<br />a heroCalandreyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997870090443504277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509151569422510701.post-29207439580147249382010-10-13T09:21:41.733-06:002010-10-13T09:21:41.733-06:00Funny! You could do something about the common thr...Funny! You could do something about the common threats we give children: If you stick you head out the window it'll fall off; or, Don't eat the seeds or the plant will grow out your ears... Good luck. I mentioned your blog in a post today. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06521040589867251837noreply@blogger.com