Eclair (stumbles in still wearing pajamas, rubbing sleep from her eyes): I had another bad dream, Mom.
Mom: Wanna tell me about it? What was it about?
E: I was in captivity. In a donut store.
E: Yeah. My kidnappers were really mean.
M: What did they do that was so mean?
E: They made me do fast-math, every single day.
M: Fast-math? Is that so terrible?
E: Yeah. It's really hard and I don't like it. It's boring.
M: Captivity in a donut store, having to do math. Sounds awful.
E: It was. You wanna know the worst part?
THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME EAT A DONUT.