My epic birthday present was a clean garage. I didn't do too much of the actual cleaning, but without me it couldn't possibly have happened.
Here is the before photo so you might begin to appreciate the task at hand. Unfortunately this doesn't show the whole mess, some of it had been moved into the driveway in order for Screamapillar to be standing there:
When the "after" is ready, I will post for you to see our wonderful progress. Makes you want to go clean out your garage, doesn't it?
Or go hide under your bed.
If you need me, I'll be under mine. Bed, not garage. Just making that clear.