"Well I just need to lose some more teeth!" -Eclair, trying to earn money to do after-school karate.
"Hey! Somebody ran off with the bathroom doorknob!" -Thing Two, who hasn't been helping with the painting at all.
And here's your random amusing photo I took in an elevator at the hospital:
At first glance, not so funny. But you need to take a closer look:
Hadn't been worried about running into zombies in a hospital elevator before.
Now I'm terrified.