Conversations with Eclair

She came to me, howling, tears streaming down her face. Looking like the world was coming to an end RIGHT NOW.

M: What's the matter, honey?

E: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! MY FACE HURTS AND MY SKIN IS COMING OFF!!!!!

M: Here, let me look at it.
You're okay, it's just your sunburn. It's peeling.

E: WHY!!!!! WHY IS MY FACE COMING OFF!!!!

(It was only a matter of time, I suppose.)
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