Mean Mom. Thing One's first phrase. First time my first child put two words together, and they are "mean mom."
Probably because I am.
It's April Fool's Day.
And there is a milk jug in the fridge. Looks about a quarter full.
Try pouring that on your cereal, kiddos.
What evil thing do you have planned for your loved ones today?
Happy April Fools Day, to both of you, blog readers.