Eclair: "Is the bedtime monster real?"
Me (confused): "What?"
E: "Mom told me that if I dont go to bed on time, the bedtime monster would eat me."
Me: "Well if mom told you that, it must be true."
Me: "Would mom lie to you?"
Eclair (without hesitation): "Yes."
(she goes to talk to mom, to double check with her)
E: "So all these years I've been afraid of the bedtime monster for nothing?!"
|Eclair asleep in the nest she built on the floor next to Thing One's bed.|