Monday, May 16, 2011

Improvements for Everyday Items - Chapter One

I had this great idea!

Automobiles really need two horns. Seriously.

The first would be all friendly-like. Like my current horn in my mini-van: Beep-beep! Meaning: Hi! It's me! Look over here and see me smiling and waving  because I haven't seen you in a while!

And the other would be like the foghorn in our wagon: HHHOOOOONNNNNKKKKK!! Meaning: You're and idiot AND a moron, LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

Something tells me I would be using the second one most of the time.

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