I'm leaning toward the closet.
So, with the early-out last day of school, the short people got home about 30 minutes before me (with El Guapo and Felicity there to prevent bloodshed). Right before I left my office to go home, my little friend Babe commented, "Hey, you've got Face Book on your phone?"
"No, I don't. Why?"
"Because your status just updated!"
"Really? Let me see?"
And she showed my on her smarter-than-me phone:
Julie RoperSeriously? Thanks for updating my status, sweetie! And then logging in as yourself and making a cute comment. But I think we need to work on your spelling. "Cringrachulations" is actually spelled:
S T A Y T H E H E C K O F F M Y P R O F I L E.
Otay? I love you, "doughter." You're always makin' me laugh.