1. I like to cook, but I hate cleaning up after.
2. I like making crafts, although I seldom finish them.
3. When I do finish crafts, I rarely put everything away correctly until the last possible moment. Or later.
4. I always burn the last batch of cookies because I have ADD and I already moved on to something else.
5. I'm a binge eater - not like I eat tons and puke it up for some insane reason, but I find something I like, eat some everyday for like a month, then I can't stand to ever eat it again.
6. I love to sew costumes & fun things, but for some reason the patterns rarely get back into the envelope - next time I try to use the pattern, essential pieces are missing.....It's like I didn't want to clean up after or something...
7. I have a bunch of half written posts hanging about in my blogger dashboard. Good ideas for posts that never quite made the cut for publishing. Like they don't quite have what is needed to share them with anyone...
8. I recently plucked my left eyebrow but haven't quite gotten around to the right one yet.
9. I started writing up a cookbook of family recipes about 10 years ago, but the project kinda lost steam.
10. The last time I went to the mending basket to work on a project, I found Thing Two's size 3T footie pajamas that needed the zipper fixed. He's 18 now. Don't think he needs those anymore.
11. Are you starting to see a trend here?
12. I make a list of all the crap I need to do everyday, but less than half of it gets crossed off.
13. Every year about this time, I take a family photo and print 30 copies, then compose the "Annual Epistle of Exaggeration and Outright Falsehoods" for the extended family and friends. I never actually mail it.
14.Speaking of not mailing things, Thing Two's graduation announcements are still sitting on the piano. He graduated in May. It is now November.
(Crap. I think my Farmville crops are dying.)
(You need a check for how much for what?)
(IT'S BURNING! You're standing right next to it! Why didn't you stir it?).
(The cat threw up where?)
(No, I don't know where your shoes are. Try looking wherever you took them off.)
(Where the heck is my cell phone? What do you mean "the dog has it?")
(What do you mean I missed your Parent-Teacher conference? The paper is where? Oh. Your backpack. How helpful.)
(She has how many pills left? I guess I'll just drive up to Primary Children's during rush hour traffic to get her refill.)
(What? You missed the bus AGAIN!?!? I told you I'M NOT DRIVING YOU!.......***sigh*** Go warm up the car.)
100. The only things I have ever completed from start to finish took nine months ended in the maternity ward of the hospital.